2021 Pledge, ass-hats wearing hats supporting an ass, music update

I’m attempting to use this website as a good place to lay down my thoughts.  Sometimes it’ll be something, sometimes not so much.

I think Facebook and all the other social media plates I keep spinning aren’t really the place to share the deeper things in my brain.

That being said, sometimes I don’t want to get that deep.  It’ll just be an update on a crazy week or simply letting you know what

art work got done.

So I’m going to try to keep this updated on a weekly basis and aim to do that on Sundays.


We just got done with the week of 1.3.2020 – 1.9.2020

This might have been one of the craziest weeks in my life.  Not on a personal level but certainly on the level of “Holy Shit!  The Capitol

building just got breached by a bunch of troglodyte ass hats wearing hats supporting an ass.

I’m sure there are plenty of places for you to read up on that so I won’t go off.  All I will is that it was truly disgusting to me and I can

only hope that we learn from this and my conservative friends finally use this as an excuse to remove themselves from the grasp of Trump

and his followers.  I get into it in a bit more depth on the most recent episode of my podcast “The Jacob Wayne Show”

The main image for "The Jacob Wayne Show" in 2021 by Jacob Wayne Bryner #artJWB

As far as artwork goes I’ve been working on a Sci-fi musical mushroom forest that’s being lightly guarded by one of my gnomes playing

a banjo.  I’m excited for ya’ll to see that one.  It was a commission I received from a good friend and it’s always such a creative treat to

get a commission like that rather than the usual pet portrait thing.  Don’t get me wrong I love having the Pet Portraits to fall back on and

they are fun once you get into the flow with them.  Over all though it can be a lot of pressure making sure a pet actually looks like the pet

all while maintaining your own distinct style.  When someone says, “Musical mushroom forest with a gnome playing Banjo, but you know…

Do whatever you want!” that’s just wonderful.  Clear parameters but so much room to play.

I’m also uploading all my Trump paintings to my print sites (Which are linked in my “Prints, Apparel & Swag” page on this site.)

I’m doing this because we have 10 more days of his shitty term and for historical “ha-ha” sake perhaps people would be more interested in

hanging his demon form in their homes knowing he’s not in power anymore.

That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if I don’t sell any of them.  I really enjoy the paintings but I wouldn’t say the bring me peace.

They tend to just make me chuckle in dark cynicism.  After January 20th I plan on never painting that creep again.  Let’s hope from here

on out I never think about him enough to feel the urge to spew his image out on to a canvas like I’m lancing a pus-filled cyst.

DRUMPF FTBONR painting by Jacob Wayne Bryner #artJWB

As far as music goes, Shockey is finishing up the guitar on two songs for the next GAMMA PAW e.p.

Then it’s on to mixing and mastering which shouldn’t take long at all and then it’ll be time.
We will unleash ‘The Hexxus EP” on all the streaming things and start jamming for a live performance video that we hope to put together

soon.  Then it’ll be getting back to work on the 3rd EP.  Hopefully by then it’ll be Summer or Fall and shows might start coming back.

Then we can get out and perform and get a live drummer going.

Somewhere in the middle of that I’ll be going back over the DEMO for Fa Koshka’s long awaited next album, “COVFEFE” and we’ll

start doing what we need to in order to finally get that recorded.

Until next week, ya’ll have a lovely time, go stream all the music (which you can find on the music page on this page as well linked right

to Spotify) and check out “The Jacob Wayne Show” on YouTube and on most podcast streaming services.


3 classics from 06′ on fineartamerica.com

3 new touched up classics from 2006 (as best they can be since the originals are long gone) are now up

at fineartamerica.com

from left to right.

  • “Love Retreat with the Cactus Kitten”
  • “Purple People”
  • “They Don’t Share Ming Tea’

Click on the image and will take you to each pieces page on fineartamerica.com.

Feel free to go to my “Contact” page on this site if you have any questions or would simply like to write me.

Love Retreat with the Cactus Kitten
Love Retreat with the Cactus Kitten
Purple People painting by Jacob Wayne Bryner
Purple People
They Don't Share Ming Tea painting by Jacob Wayne Bryner
They Don’t Share Ming Tea

Pet Portrait Update

Here’s 4 of the most recent pet portrait commissions.  They are all on 20″x16″ canvas and individually cost $200 + Shipping.  I do these year round’

Let me know if you’re interested in snagging a piece of your own!

"Bella" by Jacob Wayne Bryner
a portrait of Bella the dog
a portrait of Catpurrnicus the cat
"Kookie" by Jacob Wayne Bryner
a portrait of Kookie the dog

a portrait of Kydland the dog


7.22.2020 The Dog Days of Summer Sale

I’m going to do a “DOG DAYS OF SUMMER SALE” starting July 22nd – August 22nd.

If you pay in full up front for a pet portrait of your doggo during that time I’ll knock off $50. So it’d be $150 + shipping rather than $200 + shipping during that time.
DM if interested.


Here is a recent doggo for you all to enjoy.  This is the first of 3 for a recent commission.


Lucky by Jacob Wayne Bryner artJWB


Not way to much to report other than some new pieces. A fun project is coming up on August 8th that I’ll be posting about. Other than that go listen to my band GAMMA PAW’s new release, “The Moth EP” available on YouTube, Spotify, and iTunes.

If you click on the paintings it’ll take you to my fineartamerica page where you can purchase prints.


June 21st to June 28th, “The Upload”

“Our new release, “The Moth EP” is scheduled for July 3rd through Spotify, iTunes, and other streaming services. Shockey and I have been working on this diligently at home and can’t wait for you to hear it. There are plans for other EPs in the near future and we can’t wait to find our drummer and play these songs live for you. Help us keep this train rollin’ by listening and sharing! Thank you to those who have helped us get this project started.” – Jacob Wayne

And here is the work of the week!